Jazz hands

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: clapping now banned at Manchester uni,as it may cause anxiety.
Jazz hands is apparently more inclusive.

We’re all fkd.

I hate Piers Morgan but he summed this ■■■■ up this morning

I heard this reported earlier. I honestly despair. It’s going to be one hell of a shock when these mollycoddled youngsters finally graduate from their safe spaces and discover the harsh realities of the savage world we live in. I imagine venturing into a pub and pontificating on gender diversity or whatever will lose its appeal when some ■■■■■■ up scaffolder punches their front teeth out!

Bear in mind,that these lunatics are the future of our country.
Maybe sharia law wouldn’t be so bad…after all.

commonrail:
Bear in mind,that these lunatics are the future of our country.
Maybe sharia law wouldn’t be so bad…after all.

I’d answer that but even if I was allowed an opinion, you wouldn’t hear from under my burqa :wink:

albion:

commonrail:
Bear in mind,that these lunatics are the future of our country.
Maybe sharia law wouldn’t be so bad…after all.

I’d answer that but even if I was allowed an opinion, you wouldn’t hear from under my burqa :wink:

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perhaps in that case you would be the 1st person to answer my post from years ago relating to has anyone ever seen a truck driver wearing a burqua??
as usual theres some on here that will refuse to believe you, but as we all know,a piicture is worth a thousand fantasy posts.( we all know who we are referring to there). :slight_smile:
there no disputing the fact that we have proof of your comuting to work,your girly night out in town and your weightwatchers night,but have you got one to show you actually driving one of your trucks? :slight_smile:

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I am not sure if I saw Mrs Albion walking across the yard one day. :confused:

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Having worked with people who have autism in the past i understand that this can cause issues. However every person with autism interviewed since this story came out has said - yes loud noises can cause me problems but no i don’t want clapping banned as that would be stupid. Just another example of the next generation of nanny-staters - i.e. we know better than you!!! Dont bother asking the people who know but assume you can tell them whats best for them.

Great, so instead of clapping we’re now going to wave hands around and block the view of the people behind?

I call this out as short-ist :exclamation:

As someone who’s not 6 foot by some margin, I along with everyone else who’s in a similar position feel discriminated against. Can i setup a protest group and get charitable funding for it?

The yellow hivis burqa looks alright for RDCs but think they need to do it in stripes and pokerdots or it wont make it onto QVC.

Blind people really do enjoy a rousing ovation of “jazz hands”, very inclusive… :unamused:

I think they should also be wearing some kind of eye protection to avoid being poked in the eye by some over enthusiastic jazzing by the person next to them, I’ll email them with my suggestion.
Could be worse, misread the new dictate from this lot and you could find yourself being escorted out with your pants round your ankles after doing a “Spider-Man” on the person in front :open_mouth: :grimacing:

Last pic diesel, I was standing in for a lollipopmans sign, lucrative work :laughing:

In my innocence, I thought Jazz Hands was something you got from looking at jazz mags…oh well, every day’s a school day.

Quock search turned up the origin of jazz hands, err, maybe they need a history lesson. I would quore but its 3.45am and i should be asleep. :slight_smile:

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Very inclusive and diverse…

albion:
Last pic diesel, I was standing in for a lollipopmans sign, lucrative work :laughing:

well theres no money in haulage so best to have your fingers in a couple of pies.
he beat me to it as that was going to be my followup post.
looking at lollipop ladies was one of the 1st things that made me think i was getting old,when driving past and thinking…" id definately do her", :smiley: