Salisbury / novichok

Didn’t someone say “It smelt of Ammonia”… FFS so does that nice “limeade” one sees in plastic bottles on hard shoulders up and down the country!

Gonna spray or drink that? I don’t think I’d have the bottle to even chance a sniff of “old git’s ■■■■” personally, but then again someone that hangs around in the gents, might disagree with me on that one.

This guy is probably being given a serious briefing on what to say, what to avoid talking about, and any other believable bulls hit that the government might be able to palm off on the public using this guy as a mouthpiece…

Then he gave this “bottle” to his now deceased bird - as a “Present”.

Dustbin diving is one thing - but that’s a bit of a stretch to start wrapping the contents up as prezzies? :open_mouth: