my Mrs wanted a cat years ago so went up farm at ropsley and got one for £0 , daughter moves out , gets a house and decided decides she has to have a cat , a zb Russian blue cat that cost £650 
, and the Mrs feels it needs £50 of toys from the local pet shop
And I took my girl & that boyfriend of hers for a meal , paid for meal and 5 rounds ( we only had 5 rounds ) out the goodness of my heart as I thought starting out they might be struggling a bit , to find out shed spent £650 on a bloody cat , £650 for a bloody cat
Never paid for ■■■■■ yet and don’t intend to start now either.
[zb] the £650 when did they start making cats in blue
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Blimey that’s one expensive ■■■■■ your daughter has Doze.
That said £650 is a small price to pay for your daughter’s happiness, however ■■■■■■■ can be unpredictable and if not treated right can switch loyalties quite quickly so make sure your daughter’s ■■■■■ is fed well and given plenty of attention.
Seeing the breed ‘Russian Blue ■■■■■’, sparked my interest, at first I thought for that price it may be one of those bald ■■■■■■■, a breed I’m not unfamiliar with but feel a bit awkward stroking. Much prefer some fur on me ■■■■■■■.
Anyway after some careful googling (be very careful here lads we are in ‘■■■■■■■■■■■’ territory and no one’s wants to go near a ■■■■■■■■■■■), I found some lovely pictures of this breed and feel it was money well spent.
My ■■■■■ care business maybe of help which can be found at this link: Who will look after your ■■■■■ when you die - BULLY'S TRUCKSTOP BAR (INTERACTIVE) - Trucknet UK
Anyway best of luck and here’s the obligatory photo of myself with your daughter’s ■■■■■ on my head…
Ffs Dave, just dropped my sandwich laughing at that 
Latest member of our family, a MaineCoon @ £100. And he was cheap …
Had to omit the space between the two words as the censor picked up on it … haha
raymundo:
Latest member of our family, a MaineCoon @ £100. And he was cheap …
0Had to omit the space between the two words as the censor picked up on it … haha
The resemblance to Dipper Dave picture is uncanny are you sure he hasn’t borrowed your ■■■■■ at sometime 
raymundo:
Latest member of our family, a MaineCoon @ £100. And he was cheap …
0Had to omit the space between the two words as the censor picked up on it … haha
Our Mainecoon was free from a rescue home, size of a Jack Russell and is absolutely bone idle!
Ours is now 15 weeks old and already the size of the two other full grown ones …
raymundo:
Latest member of our family, a MaineCoon @ £100. And he was cheap …
0Had to omit the space between the two words as the censor picked up on it … haha
Hi raymundo,
Isn’t that a full size version of Dipper_Dave’s avatar?? 
dieseldave:
Hi raymundo,Isn’t that a full size version of Dipper_Dave’s avatar??
Haha now you come to mention it, he’s off to the vet to be neutered in a week or so and sometimes think the same should have been done to Dipper …
well the Mrs showed me some pictures of the cat( she was cooing away about the little baby ) , just looked like any cat to me , but I must admit times have changed as after looking on Internet there’s some at £3,000 ( the bloody worlds gone mad )
nb she went with her mum to have there hair done whilst I washed & polished her car and put £50 of fuel in it to get back to Notts ( kids )
Ah yes kids, my daughter does the same in a “Dad you can use my car if you want to pop to the shop to get some vodka”.
Que turning the ignition on to be greeted by the message ‘Range 6 miles’ and a variety of beeps.
Now as her car is a top of the range BMW X5 I like to drive it so i can act like a bit of a ■■■■ and extremely ‘entitled’. Costs me bloody £20 every time.
Can’t complain though as me daughter has always been good to me especially when she worked at Rhino and brought ‘work friends’ round to parties.
I shart you not one time we set the youngest’s room up as a ‘private dance area’, to be fair he did complain about the ‘strangers’ a bit, that’s kids for ya, never happy…
raymundo:
Latest member of our family, a MaineCoon @ £100. And he was cheap …
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Cheap? 100 notes.
Mate, how can I put this,… Call it any fancy name you like…It’s a ■■■■ Ginger Tom !!
Aka a free of charge cat from any farm. 
robroy:
Cheap? 100 notes.
Mate, how can I put this,… Call it any fancy name you like…It’s a [zb] Ginger Tom !!
Aka a free of charge cat from any farm.
The only part of your statement that’s correct is when you say he’s a ginger tom …
raymundo:
robroy:
Cheap? 100 notes.
Mate, how can I put this,… Call it any fancy name you like…It’s a [zb] Ginger Tom !!
Aka a free of charge cat from any farm.The only part of your statement that’s correct is when you say he’s a ginger tom …
Would love a maine… can grow quite big, open doors lol and not afraid of water
Allready when I take the dog out for a walk the cat comes too, and yes he loves the water and we live about 100 yards from the beach which is quite handy … 
raymundo:
robroy:
Cheap? 100 notes.
Mate, how can I put this,… Call it any fancy name you like…It’s a [zb] Ginger Tom !!
Aka a free of charge cat from any farm.The only part of your statement that’s correct is when you say he’s a ginger tom …
And the bit about getting them free from farms.
My kids have had about 4 kittens from the local farmer, all free one of which was a ginger Tom.
You can also get them foc from animal rescue centres.
Think ours is a mainecoon, the buggers filthy though so might be a dirtycoon…
[Edit: Oops just read that back and to avoid any possible racialist conertations I’m describing my dirty ■■■■■, not the son in law.]
this feral scabby old git adopted us a cpl year ago to the extent i had to build him a wee central heated kennel.
he would get stroked and cuddled as and when it suited him,then razor your fingers off on a whim.
looks like i saved a fortune with him being a mainecoon??
cats are 10 a penny why pay more?
