Road Kill

“Well, it’s like this Boss, I think I’ve just killed a pig”

“Are you sure it’s dead?”

“I’m not 100% sure, it’s little legs are still kicking & it’s grunting a bit, but it’s head is well smashed into the grill”

“If the truck is driveable, just drag to the side of the road & do a runner”

“What shall I do with the speed camera?”