Closet chefs

Saw a post on the main forum which mentioned posting pics of food on social media and how naff it can be , I’m always doing this because I love cooking and showing the results . BBQ year round , smoke during the summer , roasts , curries , soups , ancient Italian , fish fresh from the lake etc etc . I’ll attempt most with the occasional disaster thrown in too .
Who else is a closet Masterchef ?

My fried bread is second to none! A farmhouse loaf from “never knowingly undersold” cut in slices of 3/4 of an inch and fried in butter until golden brown :smiley: . I tinker with other things but lack consistency.