Awkward / Embarrassing Moments?

Remeber once going to a customer and needing a number 2 so politely asked to use the toilet and ended up doing a proper stinker…I’m talking a double flush required to get rid of it,came out the toilet and a woman was waiting to use it which was embarrassing enough but thought I’d make a sharp get away before she came out,turned out the person I needed to sign for the delivery was the woman who had just entered the gas chamber after me,that was awkward when she came out :laughing: