Most pointless things on cars

1/ Scrolling indicators. Total fashion over form. The car equivalent of the pointy shoe. Some are so thin and scroll slow gently you wouldn’t notice.

An on/off bright bulb is the best.

2/ “infotainment” screens. You’re in a car not a cinema. You don’t need a bright multiplex to ■■■■ around with

3/ oil dipstick. Probably the most underused thing on a car. Is in my misses’. May as well be a carrot.