Welcome to the Bah Humbug and Firkin.
A respite for miserable curmudgeons who wish to get through the next few days without the forced jollity of a pretend birthday party.
the nodding donkey:
Welcome to the Bah Humbug and Firkin.
A respite for miserable curmudgeons who wish to get through the next few days without the forced jollity of a pretend birthday party.
Its not even held near the date of his birthday!
The-Snowman:
the nodding donkey:
Welcome to the Bah Humbug and Firkin.
A respite for miserable curmudgeons who wish to get through the next few days without the forced jollity of a pretend birthday party.Its not even held near the date of his birthday!
Who cares, you get wee sausages wrapped in bacon, praise be to thine Lord.
A.
Pint of this please…
Had an argument with the boss yesterday so decided to ruin Christmas.
I parked up my aircraft , blocked off the runway and threw the keys down the drain.
Happy Christmas.
Regards Captain Toby Grinch .
Norfolkinclue1:
Pint of this please…
I’ll have a pint of what he’s having.
Can I be accepted to the miserable buggers club please?
Ooops just entered by mistake thought this was a club for miserable buggerers. My bad…
Was minded to share some of this…
But I’ve got over it now, you can get your own!
I’ve got my Xmas hat:
And I’ve put my lights up…
I’m sorted. 
dieseldave:
I’ve got my Xmas hat:1
And I’ve put my lights up…
0
I’m sorted.
me all over. I actually detest xmas and cant wait until its over. just a load of commercialised BS…
AndrewG:
dieseldave:
I’ve got my Xmas hat:And I’ve put my lights up…
I’m sorted.
me all over. I actually detest xmas and cant wait until its over. just a load of commercialised BS…
I’m sorry. I detest Christmas so much, I attempt to be drunk from December 1st. …
What a ■■■■ bunch of miserable, grumpy, kiljoy boring old ■■■■■ !! 
Where is this pub, and how do I join, it’s right up my strasse.
Wife’s gone to work today so as I’m bored I’m gonna take the decorations down and unwrap all the presents.
Yep, count me in.
Biggest load of ■■■■■■■■ I’ve ever had the sorry misfortune to be involved in. Beaver is not religious in the slightest, and I don’t like people full stop. [zb] blue tac marks all over the walls from cheap arsed multi-pack Christmas cards from people who keep coming round mithering.
I pretended not to be in one year and forgot that the Mother in Law had the [zb] spare key and the lot of the [zb] (including Mrs B- hate that woman) came in and made me pull crackers & stuff.
(And I’m a tight fisted [zb] and hate spending money. Unless it’s on myself 
)
Hope you all have a crap Christmas.
I got the mother in law so ■■■■■■ last year I almost got a BJ.
Always the same, wife works crimbo day morning so mother in law (aka medusa) pops round to start the cooking. Well by cooking I mean she takes total control of the house.
So last year I got her on the wine early, but this was special wine as vodka had been added, just a tad to give it a kick.
Anyway the wine flowed and I sneaked some cliff Richard on the stereo, next thing I know I’ve got her dancing round the living room then partaking in a spliff in the back garden (some of me son’s weed stash).
Wife comes home, foods ruined, turkeys as dry as Medusa’s ■■■■ and I’m in the dog house for getting her mum ■■■■■■ again.
This year we are round the daughters as I can’t be trusted, luckily the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree and the ‘special wine’ is ready for nanny…
Dipper_Dave:
I got the mother in law so ■■■■■■ last year I almost got a BJ.Always the same, wife works crimbo day morning so mother in law (aka medusa) pops round to start the cooking. Well by cooking I mean she takes total control of the house.
So last year I got her on the wine early, but this was special wine as vodka had been added, just a tad to give it a kick.
Anyway the wine flowed and I sneaked some cliff Richard on the stereo, next thing I know I’ve got her dancing round the living room then partaking in a spliff in the back garden (some of me son’s weed stash).Wife comes home, foods ruined, turkeys as dry as Medusa’s ■■■■ and I’m in the dog house for getting her mum ■■■■■■ again.
This year we are round the daughters as I can’t be trusted, luckily the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree and the ‘special wine’ is ready for nanny…
Adonis.:
The-Snowman:
the nodding donkey:
Welcome to the Bah Humbug and Firkin.
A respite for miserable curmudgeons who wish to get through the next few days without the forced jollity of a pretend birthday party.Its not even held near the date of his birthday!
Who cares, you get wee sausages wrapped in bacon, praise be to thine Lord.
A.
■■■■ straight.
Ill celebrate it any time for those bad boys!
eagerbeaver:
Hope you all have a crap Christmas.
I was having a nicely crap Christmas until you provided me with the sport of spotting your auto censor dodges.
Please have a read of Forum Rule #3.
dieseldave:
eagerbeaver:
Hope you all have a crap Christmas.I was having a nicely crap Christmas until you provided me with the sport of spotting your auto censor dodges.
Please have a read of Forum Rule #3.
Sorry Uncle Dave.
(Good to keep you on your toes though mate 
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