DUCK vs BARMAN

Duck Ya got any bread ?

Barman No

Duck Ya got any bread ?

Barman No

Duck Ya got any bread ?

Barman I’ve told you twice, There’s NO BREAD. If you carry on I’ll nail yer beak to the bar.

Duck Ya got any nails ?

Barman No

Duck Ya got any bread ?

(Pesky little critters so they are ).

My Mother was a fantastic cook. We used to have roast duck for lunch every Sunday when the park was open.

I stopped for lunch at a Polish truck stop to order the swan burger , told none left as they flew away.