In the great days of the British Empire, a new commanding officer was sent to a South African bush outpost to relieve the retiring colonel.
After welcoming his replacement and showing the usual courtesies (gin and tonic, cucumber sandwiches, etc.) which protocol decrees, the retiring colonel said, "You must meet my Adjutant, Captain Smithers, he’s my right-hand man and is really the strength of this office His talent is simply boundless.”
Smithers was summoned and introduced to the new CO, who was surprised to meet a hunchback, one eyed, toothless, hairless, scabbed and pockmarked specimen of humanity, a particularly unattractive man less than three feet tall.
“Smithers, old man, tell your new CO about yourself.”
"Well, sir, I played cricket for England, graduated with honours from Sandhurst, won the Military Cross and Bar after three expeditions behind enemy lines. I’ve represented Great Britain in equestrian events and won a Silver Medal in the middleweight boxing division of the Olympics. I have researched the history of . . .”
At that point, the colonel interrupted. “Yes, yes, never mind all that, Smithers, he can find all that in your file. Tell him about the day you told the witch doctor to ■■■■ off.”
I’m sure Johnny also concluded the show after making doughnuts saying “ I hope all your doughnuts turn out like Fanny’s
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I’m sure Johnny also concluded the show after making doughnuts saying “ I hope all your doughnuts turn out like Fanny’s
on scottish teleision years ago,they used to have fanny and johnny on for 10 mins after the news at t time.
i think that cooking part was recorded and it went out to all the local tv areas simultaneously.
john toye,was the notorious ■■■■■■■■ news presenter,just a debauched pretentious alky.
at 6-30 pm,he watched her finish the program then uttered the memorable quote…well ladies and gentlemen,lets hope your doughrings turn out lke fannys.
you could hear all the off screen cameramen and staff snottering and giggling along with the frown and look of puzzlement on his face wondering what they were laughing at till they cut off the camera.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, the Lone Ranger was disguised as a door and Tonto shot his knob off.