Dozy has been asked to transport the wedding cake on a low loader to Windsor Castle.
Get this , on a Friday !
if they let my planner loose on the job God knows what month , year the cake will turn up , he just asked me can you do a 7 am dart ford , trailer is loaded , I’ve got her and the bloke says no it’s not , not due out until 22.00 , come back then , I started at 4 this morning 
It’s no wonder I spend my days shaking my head at the sheer incompetence of them , cake , what cake , where , what Lorry , oh just ring driver line
Or…
Dozy…just go back in when you have had 11 hours off…still time for a 7am dartford.