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James the cats knowledge of dehumidifiers is far more superior and knowledgeable than our very own Mr Frosty Tramp man, that James has met and dined with the Sultan of Brunei.
Played golf with George Bush senior and junior.
Stayed overnight at the White House with the Obama’s for the dehumidifier conference held in Columbus Ohio.
James had use of Obama’s chopper and Air force One Boeing 747,and allowed to sleep in the Presidents bed while Obama slummed it in economy.
If it wasn’t for James, Saddam Hussein would still be alive and in power in Iraq.
Any stealing of information on dehumidifier application is on a need to know basis, for your eyes only top secret.
M15 and M16 store the fitting revision paperwork in their vaults.
Not even UK Tramp has clearance for that.