Best tv lines .

What is your best one , to start with Lance Corporal Jones from Dad`s Army : They dont like it up em .
Blue Peter with John Noakes : Get down Shep .
Some Mothers do have them with Frank Spencer : The cat has done a whoopsy, ooooh Betty .

Windsor Davies from It aint half hot mum…‘oh dear how sad never mind’

The great Eric Morecombe (just before he slaps Andre Previn’s, aka Andrew Preview, face)…‘i’m playing all the right notes not necessarily in the right order’

I’m old enough to be her dad or older brother…either way it’s ■■■■■■ :smiley:
Alan Partridge.

You’re a ■■■■■■■ omnishambles

youtube.com/watch?v=18NiLtLM78g

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Irish comedian Frankie Carson with : It’s a cracker, its the way I tell em .
■■■■ Emery as the old lady : Oooh , you are awful, but I do like you .
Then push the victim over .
Duncan Norvelle : Chase me .
Duncan was in fact a straight man, married with kids .

Don’t tell him your name Pike
Stupid boy

youtube.com/watch?v=c51GREQxc30

Minder.
Arthur Daley…‘‘The world’s your lobster my son’’ :smiley:
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toby1234abc:
Irish comedian Frankie Carson with : It’s a cracker, its the way I tell em .
■■■■ Emery as the old lady : Oooh , you are awful, but I do like you .
Then push the victim over .
Duncan Norvelle : Chase me .
Duncan was in fact a straight man, married with kids .

I saw Duncan Norvelle about 2 years ago at De Montford Hall in Leicester. He was hilarious & didn’t use the old chase me gag once. He had
everybody rolling with laughter.
If you ever get the chance to see him, take it