I got a random phone call today in which some strange woman started asking me about my having an accident in the last three years. I don’t know which of my mates grassed me up, or maybe someone spotted me throwing the trousers over the garden wall, but calling me up about it is bang out of order.
I suppose once you hit our age having an accident every 3 yrs or so is par for the course, 
Awfully glad you had the common decency to state “our age” my friend!