With a very seductive voice a wife asked her husband, “have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?”
“No” said her husband.
She gave him a ■■■■ little smile, unbuttoned the top three buttons of her blouse and slowly reached down into her cleavage created by a soft, silky push up bra and pulled out a crumpled twenty Dollar bill.
He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.
She then asked “Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?” “No I haven’t” he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.
She gave him another ■■■■ little smile pulled up her skirt, seductively reached into her tight sheer ■■■■■■■ and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.
He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
“Now” she said “Have you ever seen 50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?”
“No way” he said becoming even more aroused and excited to which she replied:
“Go and have a look at our car in the garage.” 
nicked!