Pm won’t let me send it bud.
Its fallen over… You haven’t run into to any old duffers again have you? 
Radar19:
Its fallen over…
That’s why he’s spilt his coke everywhere! 
Yeah yeah yeah, take the ■■■■ if you like. I was merely showing a picture of me descending Sutton Bank! 
the maoster:
Yeah yeah yeah, take the ■■■■ if you like. I was merely showing a picture of me descending Sutton Bank!
“Descending”? Looks like you clearly fell off it!
Hmmnn…parked up in a quiet corner. A quick flash of headlights, and a pm to Robroy.
I am sure it’s all perfectly innocent mate… ( Don’t forget to light a candle for extra erm…’ romance ’ ) 
eagerbeaver:
Hmmnn…parked up in a quiet corner. A quick flash of headlights, and a pm to Robroy.I am sure it’s all perfectly innocent mate…
You’re just ■■■■ jealous, but if you want to join us, promise to wear that clingfilm around your face, with the hole for the mouth …ooooh yes.baby. 
Wtf am I saying here Jeez, my reputation is shot to ribbons as it is on here already 
Btw Cheers Maost, got it…
(Bad move putting my name up here as a thread title, …Supermultiblue will be orgasmic, he won’t be able to resist going straight for it.
)
robroy:
eagerbeaver:
Hmmnn…parked up in a quiet corner. A quick flash of headlights, and a pm to Robroy.I am sure it’s all perfectly innocent mate…
You’re just [zb] jealous, but if you want to join us, promise to wear that clingfilm around your face, with the hole for the mouth …ooooh yes.baby.
Wtf am I saying here
Reputation? What reputation!?
Christ Rob. Talk about one shot and two kills 
(Knew that bloody cling wrap would come back to haunt me ) Me, you and Maoster in an Actros FFS. Sounds like the worst male ■■■■■ ever imagined…
eagerbeaver:
Christ Rob. Talk about one shot and two kills(Knew that bloody cling wrap would come back to haunt me ) Me, you and Maoster in an Actros FFS. Sounds like the worst male ■■■■■ ever imagined…
Oh Jeesuss, I’ve just eaten my tea, … ■■■■ off will you.!
eagerbeaver:
Christ Rob. Talk about one shot and two kills(Knew that bloody cling wrap would come back to haunt me ) Me, you and Maoster in an Actros FFS. Sounds like the worst male ■■■■■ ever imagined…
Solicitors letter on its way to you young man! 
the maoster:
eagerbeaver:
Christ Rob. Talk about one shot and two kills(Knew that bloody cling wrap would come back to haunt me ) Me, you and Maoster in an Actros FFS. Sounds like the worst male ■■■■■ ever imagined…
Solicitors letter on its way to you young man!
Can’t you three just agree an even split on royalties?
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Nothing else to say about this thread, just putting it back at the top of the page to massage my ego.
Sorry. 
Feel free to abuse.
the nodding donkey:
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