PPPPPPaddy.

A very pretty young speech therapist was getting absolutely nowhere with her 3 male Stammer’s Action Group.
She had tried every technique in the book, but still they stammered and stuttered.
Finally, totally exasperated, she said: “If any of you can tell me where you were born, without stuttering, I will have wild and passionate ■■■ with you until your muscles ache and your eyes water.”
The Englishman immediately piped up: “B-b-b-b-b-b-b-irmingham”, he said.
“That’s no use, Trevor” said the speech therapist, “Who’s next?”
The Scotsman raised his hand and blurted out: “G-g-g-g-g-g-gl-lasgow”.
“That’s no better either, Hamish.
Now, how about you, Paddy?”
The Irishman took a deep breath, counted to 5, clenched both fists at his sides and eventually blurted out:. . . . . “London "
“Absolutely Brilliant, Paddy!” said the speech therapist and immediately set about living up to her promise.
After 15 minutes of exceptionally hot and steamy ■■■, the couple paused for breath and Paddy said:

…"d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d- derry