Step-daughter’s wedding coming up, any of you lads n lasses know any good Speeches. Cheers.
How about starting of with: Her mother had high hopes when she adopted… 
I went to a mate of mines wedding many years ago, his twin brother was the best man and made a speech which started off.
I have known Alan since before I was born, we shared a small womb together in Oldham.
I hope this helps but it probably wont.
I feel your pain, I’ve got 2 speeches this year. 2 of my 4 offspring have deceided to get worried.
The wife has informed me innuendo and ■■■■■■ references are forbidden due to both sets of in laws being a bit posh.
Was going to open with…
“Hands up whose had ■■■■”
Then look at the wife and say.
“You better raise both hands dear”…
rearaxle:
Step-daughter’s wedding coming up, any of you lads n lasses know any good Speeches. Cheers.
Plenty of idea’s on youtube but you’ll most likely get ■■■■■■ off trawling through all the crap before you find an material you like!
Quote:
Thanks to my mate for letting me be his best man, he said that if I do a good job this time, he’ll let me be his best man at his next wedding aswel!!
That line always goes down well.