You know it makes sense. He has the answer to every problem. His knowledge of everything that has happened, everywhere, in the last 100 years has given him an unprecedented insight into what political and social frameworks can carry us into the future. His economic knowhow is a guarantee for prosperity and wellbeing. His grasp of technological advances and innovation puts him in the forefront of any industry. He is never wrong. He, is the way forward.
the nodding donkey:
You know it makes sense. He has the answer to every problem. His knowledge of everything that has happened, everywhere, in the last 100 years has given him an unprecedented insight into what political and social frameworks can carry us into the future. His economic knowhow is a guarantee for prosperity and wellbeing. His grasp of technological advances and innovation puts him in the forefront of any industry. He is never wrong. He, is the way forward.
+1. Don’t forget Winseer 
Heil Fuhrër Carryfast
switchlogic:
Heil Furher Carryfast
Carryfast means well, and what he lacks in experience and knowledge, he makes up for in tenacity.
Here we go for another 10 pages of completely useless ball ■■■■■…
How long before this thread turns into a political debate ?
My money’s on page 2 
tachograph:
How long before this thread turns into a political debate ?My money’s on page 2
Depends how early someone mentions, socialism, Thatcherism, fordism, and cf will be away talking, well, jizzum.
I will defo vote for him on 1 condition
He knows how to do a Truckers Hitch or commonly known as a DOLLY KNOT 
Before we vote can CF please send a pic as I want to check what the official haircut will be - hope its better than that other “dear leader” fella!
Beyond that can I welcome our new potential dear leader as thats usually a good way to keep out of the prison camp, ie: working for Stobies.
Please, Please, Please for the sake of sanity of the masses … Can any mod lock this thread now as the last thing needed is for him to think anyone takes his ramblings seriously 
You bunch of pee taking bar stewards
He won’t be having time to be our fearless dear leader while he’s researching ways to find out if abs is failsafe or not.
Funniest post of the year, even more of a laugh if somebody could post a video with Hitler having a rant in the bunker in German with English sub titles of CF rambling on about braking systems and his Allegro invading Poland .
I for one welcome our new imperial overlord!
the nodding donkey:
You know it makes sense. He has the answer to every problem. His knowledge of everything that has happened, everywhere, in the last 100 years has given him an unprecedented insight into what political and social frameworks can carry us into the future. His economic knowhow is a guarantee for prosperity and wellbeing. His grasp of technological advances and innovation puts him in the forefront of any industry. He is never wrong. He, is the way forward.
I heard he once got a hole in one on the golf course during a hurricane and that the benificence of his smile causes people to rejoice up and down the land…