The 5 Word Story

Shiney shoes and crutch less knickers…

and chewed tobacco then spat

big gobfulls into the crowd

The crowd laped it up

and smoke came out of

the exhaust of the 8 cylinder

moterbike carrying three nun’s faster

than the verger could manage

to catch on a combination

Fosters and cannabis to fuel

a grasstrack bike for the

■■■■■■■■ 500 championships with cattle

man competing on a moped

stuck in first gear and

with a worn sprocket on

the two speed axel that

on cattle wagon man’s lawnmower

that he nicked from BIGRIG

who used it for jet-skiing

across the Mersey because Gerry