Come on then, who’s likely to sell a greatest hits album or an autobiography this coming year by shuffling off this mortal coil?
I wager…
Barry Cryer.
Charlie Sheen (positive on that one) 
Muckaway:
Come on then, who’s likely to sell a greatest hits album or an autobiography this coming year by shuffling off this mortal coil?
I wager…
Barry Cryer.
Charlie Sheen (positive on that one)
You know he could clean up there 
nick2008:
Muckaway:
Come on then, who’s likely to sell a greatest hits album or an autobiography this coming year by shuffling off this mortal coil?
I wager…
Barry Cryer.
Charlie Sheen (positive on that one)You know he could clean up there
PLEDGE to us all not to mock him ever again. 
Duke of Edinburgh
Bruce Forsythe
Kerry Katona (o/d obviously)
Sir Roger Moore
Russel Brand (another o/d)
I would have said Gary Glitter, but as he’s now tucked up enjoying prison life, I hope he sticks around just long enough to have hope of parole… Then I want him to die painfully!
Pete Doherty
Ken Dodd
Joan Collins
Keith Richards
Arthur Scargill
Mohammed Ali
John Cooper Clarke
Emily Bishop
Stephen Hawking
Ronnie Corbett
Dot Cotton
And their minibus will have hit…
Jimmy Page
Tracey Emin
Nobby Stiles
Desmond Carrington
Rita Fairclough
Stevie Wonder
Bob Carolgees
Simon Cowell
Burt Bacharach
H M Queen
Prince Philip
Fred dineage (how) meridian tonight
I’d forgotten some of these people are still alive.
blue estate:
H M Queen
Prince Philip
Fred dineage (how) meridian tonight
Hopefully not Fred one of my heroes as for the other two might cut down on the welfare bill by quite a bit.
sooner or later they will run out of whatever stuff it is that they keep filling bruce forsythe and joan Collins etc with so we can see them crumble like vampires in the sunlight.
I once watched a Krays documentary on a satellite channel featuring Fred Dinenage. Was a bit surreal, as it must have been made for US TV, so they cut out all the US advert breaks, so you’d be watching it, and the scene would cut to another, and he’d open a door and say “Hi, I’m Fred Dinenage, official biographer to the Kray Twins” made him look like he was on a massive ego trip.
Barry Cryer is only 80, I reckon he’ll outlive me
Bruce Forsyth
Clint Eastwood
The Queen
Prince Charles (In a bizarre twist of fate! )
Ian Brady (Although I hope not since dying is what he actually wants)
Ronnie Pickering. 
What happens when The Queen dies?
Do we get an extra bank holiday? A day to mourn her and get incredibly drunk whilst being paid?
I hope so.
Zsa zsa gabor and Kirk Douglas. 99 and 100 respectively.
Bible-quoting con artist Billy Graham close behind at 98.
Contraflow:
What happens when The Queen dies?
Candle in the wind will be played everywhere.
And in no1 spot Natalie Cole daughter of Nat died today age 65
No2 goes to Wayne Rodgers age 82 (dr trapper mash )
Does any one ever look on tge website death list quite a good read on there
blue estate:
And in no1 spot Natalie Cole daughter of Nat died today age 65
No2 goes to Wayne Rodgers age 82 (dr trapper mash )
Who the ■■■■ is Wayne Rodgers?
Re Natalie Cole, I bet she’s got a new album coming out. Death didn’t harm Tupac did it?