A truck driver is suing a doctor after he was left with an erection that lasted for eight months and a scrotum the size of a volleyball following penile implant surgery.
Well, it will come in handy for steering whilst rolling a ■■■. 
Oh hard luck!
truckyboy:
Well, it will come in handy for steering whilst rolling a ■■■.
It will stop him from falling out of bed, too.
Bloke sounds like a bit of a ■■■■ to me.
When i bought a new three piece suite, The tailor asked “Dress to the left sir?”.
The driver had a three-piece inflatable penile implant.
There’s a joke in there somewhere.
Handy steering lock!
Was he bragging or complaining?
Some people have all the luck !
What a Great Big Load of Bolox !
bestbooties:
Was he bragging or complaining?
Lol 