The 5 Word Story

[harry_gill]

because of too much gelatine

[dieseldog999]

worked into his clakkerbags until

[harry_gill]

there was no more room

[OwenMoney]

EXPLOSION...…..Splattering over Tranmere ……….allowing....

[harry_gill]

explosion nah' gelatine not gelinite

[cattle wagon man]

Or was it `Jelly Tots` ?? ........

[OwenMoney]

leaving Tranmere to score first ......

[cattle wagon man]

with a disastrous own goal ........

[dieseldog999]

which left his skiddies covered

[pete smith]

a smelly Nutella like residue....

[dieseldog999]

promptly identified as skid marks

[pete smith]

after seeing an overpriced caravanette......

[dieseldog999]

driven by an underpaid driver

[harry_gill]

struggling with a slipping clutch

[cattle wagon man]

caused by a dodgy mechanic ........

[OwenMoney]

but Jelly returned to Grimsby

[dieseldog999]

to get his knees fixed

[pete smith]

by foreign surgeon at Bupa

[harry_gill]

who was type two diabetic

[dieseldog999]

and was a welsh boxer

[harry_gill]

with a false wooden leg

[OwenMoney]

and a champion ballroom dancer

[harry_gill]

who had two left feet

[OwenMoney]

but a superb can kicker

[Grumpy Dad]

Wearing his dads bulled boots

[harry_gill]

which had seen loadsa service

[dieseldog999]

when he joined the gestapo

[pete smith]

where he met Angus Nairn....
( try not to swear when replying DD999!)

[pv83]

And thought "what a [zb]"

[dieseldog999]

he makes [zb] s look good