No sympathy for Helen?

martinviking:

Baggie:
I like the theme tune :blush:

Dum de dum de dum de dum,
Dum de dum de dum dum,
Dum de dum de dum de dum,
Dum de diddly dum ! [emoji12]

Billy Connoly reckons the theme tune should be the new national anthem as it would chivvy all the British athletes along as they enter the stadium!

If a serious bit is needed they could do the middle verse that goes…

RUM DE DUM DE DUM DE DUM, RUMPY DIDDLY DARR DARR etc.