O.K.
the guys have got 50 things women can’t do in bully’s bar so lets have things men can’t do here
1/ have a baby…could you imagine it 
2/ read instructions properly …they read the first line and go yeah yeah
3/ put the toilet seat down after use
there’s a few to start with now it’s over to you
pam
Set the cycle on the washing machine - it’s always up to us women to assist with setting the cycle.
Like your parents
Set the timer on the video without getting in a strop cause they can’t get it to work (An example phrase goes something like this: “This ■■■■ machine won’t set to what I want it to record”)
Sam
samb:
6. Set the timer on the video without getting in a strop cause they can’t get it to work (An example phrase goes something like this: “This ■■■■ machine won’t set to what I want it to record”)Sam
Sam, as if a man would say such a thing 
I am the first to admit I can’t operate the video, I always ask Pam and that fails the four year old will show me 
Well at least that way they do it for me 
cheers
STEVE.
[quote=“ATKIG11”)
I am the first to admit I can’t operate the video, I always ask Pam and that fails the four year old will show me
Well at least that way they do it for me
cheers
STEVE.[/quote]
and he forgot to mention that the four year old is female
pam
Mrs Mix wrote 3/ put the toilet seat down after use
Why do we need to put it down afterwards?
Can’t you do it yourselves? 
you love us really,
mrs mix wrote:
3/ put the toilet seat down after use
you use the seat there for it’s up to you to put it back up
2/ read instructions properly …they read the first line and go yeah yeah
guilty
jon
Men don’t gossip half as much as women do!
As my wife says,she can keep a secret,it’s the people she tells that let her down so badly!!
Dan.
how many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
only one he just stands there and waits for the world to revolve around him
pam
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change the light bulb and two to talk about it!
Bully
how does a man keep his youth?
by giving her money , fur’s, diamonds…
pam
A whole man is only 60% woman.
Tin 'at on and running 