I was a posh trucker… out with the rep doing a demo so parked the motor on the Ripon bypass and stopped in the Unicorn Hotel 
Even went out and had an Italian meal … them reps certainly know how to live, shame I cant do it all the time.
As for the Quernhow… I got as far as seeing the sign and err… kept going to Nissan in Sunderland 
I did manage to ■■■■ off some Stobart drivers while I was at Nissan cos I parked on the side of a road in the plant for 10 minutes… Would you believe that they had to slow down and go around me as they were shaking there heads at me lol… ■■■■ happens